toileting

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb
jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck
by CADETpickles September 13, 2010
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Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005
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A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
by Frogbutt December 01, 2004
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A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
by An asshole named james June 02, 2017
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(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 07, 2022
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It eats your poop.
I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
by whereisyourboy4 November 04, 2009
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A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
by Jo-Bro December 08, 2010
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