Death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. Believe me, I tried to escape both and now I am screwed.
by Mr. MD January 23, 2007
Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.
The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'
1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!
by Daedalus January 07, 2004
Paul didn't want to give up any more of his hard earned money but since Peter belonged to the majority he was able to get taxes raised.
by Think October 13, 2004
by lunar shadows December 25, 2004
The things that pay for your water, police force, fire department, roads, sidewalks, your electricity lines, your phone lines, the techies that developed the internet, the techies that developed modern computer technology, nuclear power plants, the techies that invented the nuclear power plants, the military, the people who clean up your water so you won't die from drinking it, the development of the various vaccines that you take so you don't die, and a bunch of other things you would never be able to afford yourself, or would be able to expect other people to buy for you.
Random dude: Dude, Ron Paul will totally remove taxation, like, dude!
Me: But if he did that, I would be able to hunt you down and kidnap you without any police interference because you're really a penniless hipster who only has protection because other people's taxes paid for it. How do you like those taxes now?
Me: But if he did that, I would be able to hunt you down and kidnap you without any police interference because you're really a penniless hipster who only has protection because other people's taxes paid for it. How do you like those taxes now?
by Daedalus_Prime January 23, 2008
"Look!! President Bush gave us all this money back,even after we got back more than we put in."
Its called welfare people.
Its called welfare people.
by your welcome September 03, 2003
“'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles
Taxes make no sense to me. Money makes me question life. I have to spend it to make it. They take it for the feds and my state.
April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.
April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.
by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019