Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.
Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!
Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.
Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!
Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.
by brutie_pie July 06, 2014
Shoma your amazing!
by Jamalthegreat12 October 26, 2019
Shoma. No, it does not stand for "shit hanging out of my ass". Fuck that. Shoma is a person. He is the greatest entertainer and showman you will ever see. He often has colored hair, and wears blue a lot. But don't let his kind appearance fool you. If you disrespect his love for anime, he will hunt you down and make you watch tentacle porn. Still a great guy though.
Person A: Let me introduce you to my friend Shoma!
Person B: Oh no.
Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*
Person B: Oh no.
Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*
by canadianfanboi June 03, 2019
Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.
- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.
by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021
"Have you seen shoma uno? i can't find him anywhere"
"he's probably under something since he's so small"
"he's probably under something since he's so small"
by yuzuzzz June 21, 2021