seasoning

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.
he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with
by handle no cap May 27, 2020
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The opposite of a turkey mayonnaise sandwich, having some street to you, and some cultural flavor
person one: yo who the fuck is that white bitch
person two: calm down b, she got some seasonings
by Mikokona September 27, 2019
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The act of throwing a pepper in a girl's face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.
Aaron: How did it go last night?

Dan: There was seasoning involved, but I think she was into it.
by athegreat December 13, 2010
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Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
by NasteaN8 March 11, 2010
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SEASONED

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained
"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
by have2hunt October 25, 2014
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seasoned

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009
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Seasoned

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."
by SonicPman May 19, 2017
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