Something that is old and associated with senior citizens.

Polite slang for "vagina". A term usable in front of the inlaws.

living daylights,smashing the granny

a woman who coughs crazily and says "Sam. emma. and the other little girl. get upstairs for half an hour."

Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.

a lady married to gramps its a rumor the bitch used to work with her

For real
Real shit
Not bullshitting