food

woman: Im ugly
My boyfriend dumped me
My job sucks
Everyone hates me
Im on my period
I have acne
I scare little kids
Food: Im here for you babe!!
by Boominspeakers July 25, 2012
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a substance you eat,then poop out.usually followed my a nap.
hungry.....need food....
by fungie May 20, 2004
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Food: as in what models dont eat
Hey want some food?
Oh. It has too many calories for me.
by Your Mom June 16, 2006
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food

a word to describe complete happiness.

the most amazing thing you will ever put in your mouth.
sometimes takes place of sex or boyfriends.
unthinkable, delicious, sensual, yummerific
i dumped him for food
by dasauceboss June 14, 2011
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1) A substance with which to sustain life through nutrition. To utilize food, place it in your mouth and repeatedly move the lower jaw up and down in relation to the rest of the head. If the food comes to rest in an area of the moth that is not accessible to the chewing mechanisms (teeth), you may have to use the in-mouth food relocator (known as the tongue) to change the position of the food with respect to the teeth. After the food has reached a finely divided consistency, you can use the tongue to push the food down into the stomach.
2) When translated into huttese, an expletive.
3) A word signifying something to be processed - as in "food for thought".
1) Mmm, this pizza is some good food.
2) Bantha Poodoo!
3) That's certainly food for thought.
by Toba October 02, 2004
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Code word used by the Bloods gang to refer to victims, or future to-be victims.
"Yo, if you FOOD, you on the menu, that mean you gettin cooked up cut up and served up"
by jiimmee August 30, 2009
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A slang word for drugs in london
Yeah blud you got the food init G
by Gjdjdnd March 12, 2017
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