What George W. Bush fancies himself to be.
by jesster79 March 05, 2005
The emperor of all of China. one in five children in the world are his. Has the ability to sleep anywhere. A member of the Flangetastic Four.
AKA The littlest hobo, ching chang
AKA The littlest hobo, ching chang
"So hes homeless then?"
"The emperor counts all of china as his home. And a box on Tooting common. And any unsecured sheds."
"The emperor counts all of china as his home. And a box on Tooting common. And any unsecured sheds."
by dr live March 14, 2008
1. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to engage in sexual activities with other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.
2. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to rim (engage in analingus) other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.
3. Boy Scout Troop Leader
2. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to rim (engage in analingus) other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.
3. Boy Scout Troop Leader
Kid: "Yo dude I heard Mr. Castellano is an emperor."
Kid 2: "Yeah, Jimmy met him the other day and now he's kinda walking funny."
......I hate Wig n Whiskers
Kid 2: "Yeah, Jimmy met him the other day and now he's kinda walking funny."
......I hate Wig n Whiskers
by catnipxthexband May 02, 2011
It is the 41st Millenium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperors will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquistion and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliends, heretics, mutants - and worse.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperors will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquistion and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliends, heretics, mutants - and worse.
by Toe-Toe February 22, 2008
One of the best and most influential bands to come out of the black metal genre.
Emperor was formed in 1991 with the lineup of: Samoth (Drums/Vocals), Ihsahn (Guitar), and Mortiis (Bass)
However, this lineup changed in many ways and their latest lineup was Ihsahn (Vocals/Guitars/Bass/Synth), Samoth (Guitars), and Trym (Drums)
The band disbanded in 2001, but their legend still lives on.
Discography:
Emperor (1992) (Split CD w/ Enslaved)
In The Nightside Eclipse (1993)
Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk (1997)
Thorns vs. Emperor (1998) (Split CD w/ Thorns)
IX Equilibrium (1998)
Emperial Live Ceremony (2000)
Prometheus - The Discipline of Fire and Demise (2001)
Emperor was formed in 1991 with the lineup of: Samoth (Drums/Vocals), Ihsahn (Guitar), and Mortiis (Bass)
However, this lineup changed in many ways and their latest lineup was Ihsahn (Vocals/Guitars/Bass/Synth), Samoth (Guitars), and Trym (Drums)
The band disbanded in 2001, but their legend still lives on.
Discography:
Emperor (1992) (Split CD w/ Enslaved)
In The Nightside Eclipse (1993)
Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk (1997)
Thorns vs. Emperor (1998) (Split CD w/ Thorns)
IX Equilibrium (1998)
Emperial Live Ceremony (2000)
Prometheus - The Discipline of Fire and Demise (2001)
I just saw Emperor in concert last night! They put on one of the best live shows! Ihsahn's vocals were dead on!
by karnage December 24, 2004
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