dipstick


1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
by Light Joker April 18, 2007
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Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
by muffindamule October 06, 2006
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a penis that is multi-colored
Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!
by ibdablonde37 February 28, 2006
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1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."
by Yegga Yegga September 13, 2017
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dipstick

(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun
(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
by Nubb'n December 05, 2008
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A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
by BDPclub April 05, 2010
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