Size of that burgur

"you see that tre flip?" "yeah dude, that was a steeze burgur and fries!"

A wiseman: I cannot wait for that perfect burgur in the afternoon there is nothing like a perfect burgur in the afternoon on a hot summers day

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY