Upgrade

1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.

2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.

2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
by Young Enigma March 11, 2009
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Upgrade

Something an overjoyed douchebag says.
After Ashlee Simpson took Pete Wentz's surname, Pete said "upgrade me"
by Danklin24 May 29, 2008
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Upgrade

VERB - To Get Upgrade: Getting fucked up in any way possible. The more upgrade you are. the more fucked up you are.
Bob: yo bill you wanna go get upgrade?
Bill: Hell ya im bout to get upgrade from baloni.
Bob: word holla at cha boy.
by realg34 February 22, 2011
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Upgrade

When the effort of an action is pushed to the next level of intensity
Man did you see? Mike L went upgrade on Coach Brown yesterday. She was so happy
by T-Beast January 19, 2009
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upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'
by Brad April 06, 2004
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upgrade

n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

v. to make something more powerful or significant
L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance.
by The Ugly One November 20, 2003
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To make a better choice for a relationship partner.
Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend?
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.

John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.

Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.
by Harmony08 September 15, 2010
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