"LAO" can be claimed to be an elite group or club as a prank to write it on someone's hand with the most permanenet marker you can find. When written at a slant going left to right and downward, connecting the letters, and viewed upside down, it makes the form of a stick figure masturbating. Good laugh!

NOUN: a person who obsessivly loves to jack off, like none other.

VERB: To LAO - to jack off

If you put these letters together at an angle and turn them upside down it looks like a guy jacking off

LAO is a group of letters when put together right can be turned upside down to make a picture of a stick figure jackin' off. LAO is also a small gang. LAO is not actually a word, some people like to use it as a term for jacking off, but they suck anyway so screw them!

Small landlocked country in Southeast Asia.
A poor country that was ruled by a corrupt communist government.
Many people came from Laos to America for refuge...hooray.
Commonly confused for Chinese or Japanese people.

Lao is a dog, she barks and barks and that's all

A country in southeast asia from which good things come. Along with Thailand and Myranmar form the Golden Triangle. Locals never pronounce the "s" in Laos.