Johns

St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.

"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"

by Viking Adam May 10, 2006

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An item, or an object. Normally referred to in a hood manner.

Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly

by Big slimmy April 20, 2019

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Johns

Commonly used terrorist name in Saudi Arabia, originated from the massive genocide of over 100,000 men named "John", when directly translated means one who kills John, or flys a plane into his house.

Watch out for that Johns over there, he's got it out for you John!

by Billy Gates September 15, 2004

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Johns

A word used to express how cool a pair of somthing, such as shoes are.

Patrick: Ayo Joe I got the new SB Dunks today
Spongebob: YO Pat!, thems Johns is AB-SO-ill!
Patrick: Hell yeah, these Johns grab me back 270 duckets

by Jat Yelsom The AB-SO-ill January 24, 2009

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John john

That good good

Thats some john john weed, bro.

by Buns420 October 08, 2017

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John-John

It's that fuckin good good.

"Dude that was some John-John weed."

by Buns420 October 08, 2017

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no johns

"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".

Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.

n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."

Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"

by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 25, 2005

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