by messanger from big gun up stairs February 06, 2008
robbing cunt who sells his familes possesions for a weed, also known as a cretin, or scum of the earth
Did you see that dick rob his mums engagement ring and I phone for money to buy weed must be a JONNY
by pauliam October 14, 2011
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by Tre'Shawn Deandre March 18, 2015
The Jonny's is when you take a huge hit of weed, but then start throwing up and shaking, and coughing hard. Last about 2 minutes.
Alex: hey tony u just took a one hit wonder (Gravity bong)
Tony: yeah I think I'm gonna get The Jonnys
(Bhle)
Jonny:he he threw up (bhllllleeeee)
Tony: yeah I think I'm gonna get The Jonnys
(Bhle)
Jonny:he he threw up (bhllllleeeee)
by tony9999992 August 25, 2013
Jonny is the master of any sport and has iron balls with a dick of a gorilla.
He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people
Everyone knows him.
He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people
Everyone knows him.
by Slick-kick99 March 30, 2022
Jonni is a guy name. But there's a lot of girls with this name. A girl who's name is Jonni is very gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy and pretty. It's kind of hard to please a Jonni, a Jonni doesn't like very many people. Jonni is very stylish, and probably every guy think's she is etleast cute. A Jonni has HUGE boobs, and a nice body. And Jonni's are usaully nice if she is in a good mood. And a Jonni is probably the biggest bitch if she's in a bad mood. And a Jonni never stop's smiling or laughing!!!!!!!
by icanmakeyourbedROCK February 12, 2010