Humps

Breasts and/or "junk in the trunk". Anything curvaceous on a female body. A good investment in order to receive what is known as "bling".*

*Refer to Black Eye Peas song that induces cringing.
"Check out my humps while I point to my bottom and chest. Aren't they rather exquisite?"
by Suzie072 December 18, 2005
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Humps

A pack or carton(s) of camel cigarettes.
John when you go to the store get me a pack of (humps).
by ganjaghost April 04, 2015
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The Hump

Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.
Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?
by zaviae April 13, 2012
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humping

Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.
He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!
by playitcool_dave November 14, 2020
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a hump

Loser,deadbeat,someone who can not take care of his or her self or children
My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.
by bigworm23111 December 14, 2013
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humped

She was humped like a demented ferret!
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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hump

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
by Matthew Darke February 19, 2003
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