Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
by ihatelifemorethanyou November 01, 2009
1. A celebration in which little kids dress up and get stuff.
2. A series of movies where anyone who has sex dies.
2. A series of movies where anyone who has sex dies.
1. The little kids happily celebrated Halloween.
2. Me and my boyfriend were nervous about having sex after seeing Halloween.
2. Me and my boyfriend were nervous about having sex after seeing Halloween.
by Sexy and Horny December 31, 2007
Halloween is the one day of the year were people dress up in their ridiculous costumes and run from house to house banging on people’s doors and stealing their candy.
by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021
Girl 1: I'm going to be a ______ for Halloween.
Girl 2: What's your costume look like?
Girl 1: I'm wearing my ______ underwear and _____ bra and heels.
Girl 2: What's your costume look like?
Girl 1: I'm wearing my ______ underwear and _____ bra and heels.
by mb October 30, 2004
One of the greatest holidays of all time. Children don disguises and travel to the houses of strangers to receive sugary goods by reciting the ancient enchantment "Trick or treat." Also an excellent night for teenage mishief.
by Psas October 30, 2009
All Hallow's Eve, the evening of October 31st.
Halloween was Christianity`s failed attempt at eradicating paganism in the 9th Century.
Originally, the pagans dedicated the period of late October to early November as a time for honoring their ancestors. Then along came the Christians, who declared November 1st to be All Saints Day and forced the pagans to honor that day instead. The pagans simply celebrated their ancient traditions in secret on the evening before November 1st.
When the Medieval Era ended, and the age of Protestantism began, the pagan tradition was celebrated more openly, eventually becoming an evening holiday in the Western Hemisphere.
Halloween was Christianity`s failed attempt at eradicating paganism in the 9th Century.
Originally, the pagans dedicated the period of late October to early November as a time for honoring their ancestors. Then along came the Christians, who declared November 1st to be All Saints Day and forced the pagans to honor that day instead. The pagans simply celebrated their ancient traditions in secret on the evening before November 1st.
When the Medieval Era ended, and the age of Protestantism began, the pagan tradition was celebrated more openly, eventually becoming an evening holiday in the Western Hemisphere.
During Halloween, the children, dressed up in their favorite costumes, go door-to-door throughout the neighborhood, asking for candy or snacks.
by sarcastic November 17, 2004
October 31, celebrated in the United States, Canada, and the British Isles by children going door to door while wearing costumes and begging treats and playing pranks.
What are you going to be for Halloween?
by illEATurHARTout November 01, 2004