A small hardened piece of faeces which clings to hairs around the anus and is difficult to remove.

A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.

Can be used in place of Gave.

To systematically and deliberately attack the foundations of someone's existence, starting with their education and moving swiftly on to dismantling their human rights.

To vomit uncontrollably. The symptoms produced by reading about the nauseous behaviour of Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove.

Someting which does not fulfill expectations

Getting drunk off wine and creating art, commonly painting. It is most commonly done in Europe