When you give up your freedom an independence to your enemies in order to obtain a voice and say in their goings-on but you actually just become scapegoat for all of their faults and mistakes.
The best example of being clegged is when Nick Clegg, leader of the Liberal Democrat party in the UK agreed to a coalition with the Conservative party. Clegg became deputy PM and all was well for the first weeks. Soon he became a joke and every single problem that the PM, David Cameron (conservative), had he simple blamed it on Nick Clegg.
by yellowcake-applepie October 28, 2011
Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.
This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.
This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.
"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".
"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"
Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"
"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"
Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"
by laughingboy65 November 28, 2010
by gangsta-rapper-antonio June 09, 2005
To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.
Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.
I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
by djrequest March 03, 2011
Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.
Meanwhile down at Number 10:
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
by Brombles May 14, 2010
Clunge-Smeg
An unwashed female will get a build up of this foul substance in her clunge. It is similar to male 'smeg'.
An unwashed female will get a build up of this foul substance in her clunge. It is similar to male 'smeg'.
by sneakysneaks December 20, 2010
"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"
"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
by DingleberryOnYourZUG February 22, 2018