The abominable pickup artist manlet (a subhumanly stunted male shorter than 5ft10) is an exceptionally delusional, pea-brained low IQ manlet, even by manlet standards, because he has injudiciously chosen to invest all of his girlishly giddy energy into the frivolous pursuit of the exact group of people who despise and loathe manlet boys the most - the universality of womankind. Afflicted by indescribably immense levels of manlet cope, manlet mathematics, guy height and small man syndrome, the pint-sized, peewee pipsqueak pickup artist manlet can often be detected lying unconscious outside of bars and restaurants while wearing 9 inch high heels and an Oompa Loompa costume after another one of his childish mental midget seduction techniques of peacocking and negging unsurprisingly went awry yet again, hanging around in front of nightclubs while desperately offering to give all of the manmore bouncers standing blowjobs if they will only agree to let him drink out of an unflushed toilet in the women's bathroom and fearfully hopping around on the sidewalks of red-light districts while trying not to get stepped on and squashed as the diminutive and deranged turbo-manlet frantically attempts to peak up the skirts of all of the disgusted women that cross his precariously petite path. Short people got nobody. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Wow, that ass must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that! Hannah: You can fuck right off, you grotesquely gnomish pickup artist manlet! Choke on your dwarfish manletspeak and go posture check yourself, while I'll go have hot sex with my 6ft7 tall magnificent manmore boyfriend, you utterly insignificant, petite and effeminate, stunted little sissy fairy manlet abomination! Completely and utterly manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator September 30, 2024
by GrimeyNigga1 November 29, 2016
Of course you can borrow my cigarettes, because you forgot to buy some you social smoking scab artist.
by Curley Brackets January 14, 2022
<.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Direct Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'343'" & Indirect Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'456'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.
Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
by Flood Light June 28, 2022
by Barry b benson November 28, 2016
Someone who wants you swiping on their Snapchat story.
A common tactic used be swipe artists is to leave thirst traps at the end of their stories, so you'll have to watch/tap/swipe through the whole thing.
Swipe artists can have you swiping without even noticing what you are doing.
Swipe artists have no confidence and are at an evolutionary disadvantage when it comes to development.
A common tactic used be swipe artists is to leave thirst traps at the end of their stories, so you'll have to watch/tap/swipe through the whole thing.
Swipe artists can have you swiping without even noticing what you are doing.
Swipe artists have no confidence and are at an evolutionary disadvantage when it comes to development.
“Did you see Lindsays snap story bro?”
“Nah shes a swipe artist”
“I swiped up on Johns story”
“Bro what are you thinking, hes a swipe artist”
“Nah shes a swipe artist”
“I swiped up on Johns story”
“Bro what are you thinking, hes a swipe artist”
by Tommyjohn420 March 26, 2024