granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 04, 2018
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twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009
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Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.
Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.
by Mickeydee23 October 01, 2020
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Cracking a dingle

Getting a score of 50 mil or more on A pinball game or machine while high or really tired
by Eye hedgehog August 17, 2022
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Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 02, 2019
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Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.
See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night
by Shwarfingstyle March 06, 2019
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