by !unf June 26, 2004
Originally a black metal band from Norway, and one of the biggest innovators in the genre. Infamous for church arson, murder, and other illegal acts in the name of "Satanic Metal" and their own enjoyment. They progressed through their careers into a heavier more technical style. They disbanded in 2001.
Hail the mighty EmpEroR!
by ratsinthewall March 01, 2003
by The Emperor aka Hashem Alhadi May 28, 2021
the ultimate in vandelizing substances. a combination of a weeks worth of food court products off of the floor, liqour, lacure thinner, paint thinner, propane, kerosine, boiled pepsi, camper fuel, moldy french fries, chocolate milk, ranch salad dressing, crushed peanuts, coffee grinds, oil, axle grease, hair spray, mouth wash, rubbing alcohol, tooth paste, and pepper.
then, it sat in the same bottle for 6 months.
then, it sat in the same bottle for 6 months.
jesus! is that the emperor?
yes. it is.
dude... it looks like greenish chocolate milk
i know. i know
that's sick.....
yes. it is.
dude... it looks like greenish chocolate milk
i know. i know
that's sick.....
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 14, 2004
The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.
Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"
Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"
by Scott Blackburn January 04, 2007
Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
by Emperor Nick September 13, 2010
by LilZero August 14, 2008