multitasking

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.
Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"
by workinglate March 09, 2005
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swing voter

People who have neither partisan nor ideological conviction at any detectible level. Most often found in the suburbs, these voters are often swayed by emotional appeals rather than philosophical, moral, or logical arguments. As such, these voters are emotionally torn pulled the two parties – they want to vote Republican as they live what they believe to be the capitalist dream of a comfortable, two-income, and sterile life in the ‘burbs (with the perception of being inoculated from those sticky urban social issues), at the same time they want to vote Democrat to assuage their guilt of their own mindless and unconscious lifestyle (such as talking racial tolerance but living in a racially homogeneous community, expressing horror at things like outsourcing jobs while drawing a paycheck from a company that does it every day, driving gas-guzzling SUVs while claiming their concern for the environment, and outwardly claiming support for their neighborhood public school systems while sending their own kids to private school). Often claiming to be independent, they criticize partisans on both sides for being closed-minded while believing there is nobility in their own indecision.
More and more people are swing voters and we wonder why no one votes (hint: if you don’t have the stones to decide where you stand, then either candidate, or even a non-vote, will do)
by workinglate May 05, 2005
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remail

Attempting to follow up on previous email messages which have gone unanswered.
employee: "Jim isn't responding to my email requests to shut down the Hope Creek nuclear power plant before the East shore of New Jersey is a radioactive wasteland."
boss: "Well, remail him. Maybe he's just busy."
by workinglate April 14, 2005
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large and in charge

Obnoxious, overweight, and loud women, most frequently heard screaming at their small children over trivialities in public places (the grocery store, fast food restaurants, school events, etc.).
3 year old: “mom… look… dog snack”
Large and in charge: “KEEP YOUR HAND IN THE *^# SHOPPING CART BEFORE I KNOCK YOU INTO THE %&@ MEAT SECTION YOU LITTLE ^*(@!!!!
by workinglate April 01, 2005
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one putt

Task that is expected to be relatively easy but, if not done properly, can turn into an embarrassing nightmare.
CBS executives: “Here Dan – here’s the latest on the Bush Air National Guard story. The docs show Bush’s superiors thought he was a schmuck, too. This is a one putt story if I’ve ever seen one – run it tonight at 6.”
by workinglate April 14, 2005
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Paul Potts

The British version of Rudy. Participant on Britain's Got Talent that blew everyone away with his opera singing. Went from Joe Nobody mobile phone salesman to the next Pavarotti in about 3 weeks.
Player: "Nice game, right coach?"
Coach: "I agree, having 2 unassisted double plays and hitting 3 home runs in a single game is impressive, but don't kid yourself son, your no Paul Potts."
by workinglate June 21, 2007
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urine balls

That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.
Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”
by workinglate May 11, 2005
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