as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

damn! I smell gummy butt. who's got the dank basement?

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed