a relatively unattractive female considered hideous to even people with virtually no standards.

a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.

when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.

a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on