Describes a person who is grumpy, narky or has the disposition to go off in a huff

It is an amalgamation of saying "pain in the anus/ass" too many times.

It's an explanation that something is too cheesy. Can also mean "cheese alert", stating that what has just been said was too cheesy.

It is used to describe a friendly invite to sit down next you.

An informal way of saying "take a seat".

It usually describes the process of having a wank/ masturbating in order to get to sleep.