The process of opening both ends of a beer "suitcase" and pushing all the beers onto the refrigerator shelf while pulling the box out. Beerficiency beer unloads have been known to happen in mere seconds.

One who's sexual being is all about themselves; for example, one who demands that their pleasure is above their partner's. All you can think is "me-me-me-me-me."

The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.

When in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.

when a word, words or a phrase is repurposed for nefarious and/or political intent and consequence through thought manipulation

One who is fascinated with dying and death beyond a standard understanding.

One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.