A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?
Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 03, 2009
When Richard Gere allegedly used gerbils for sexual gratification it was quite disgustive. Although in retrospect this was merely an urban legend from the 1990's.
by cherryblossom September 30, 2007
Genshe was always a kind driver, and the universe repays him with good carma. He always finds a parking spot for his car.
by cherryblossom June 16, 2009
You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!
by cherryblossom October 11, 2007
What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.
Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!
Me: Gloatbook
Me: Gloatbook
by cherryblossom May 29, 2012
Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)
Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
by cherryblossom September 16, 2007
Because I love trees, I'm buying ebooks instead of treebooks. Okay, it's really because I love showing off my iPad. Still saving trees, though!
by cherryblossom June 23, 2010