Your mom

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”
by VendorYT August 02, 2022
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Non existent

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home
by VendorYT February 09, 2022
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Daddy

What my non existent girlfriend calls me at night
“Daddy Daddy Put that big thing in me
by VendorYT February 11, 2022
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