Chocolate bar made by Nestle.
Use the advertising slogan : No Girls Allowed

The North of England. Where people are friendly and actually say hello to eachother in the street. Unlike the South were if you say hello to anyone you get knifed.
The air is breathable up North with no smog drifting up from the South.

A well loved wizard whose tricks are ever so clever and usually involves disappearing a cow. He also has a leathery leathery whip which is made of magic.

City in South Yorkshire, has possibly the worst football team in the country.
Also known as Donny.

The marvelous breadfish is part bread, part fish.

An operating system which people use when they want to pretend they know what they are on about. 95% of all games and worth while software doesnt work on Linux.
Only useful as a server side OS as web hosting isn't the most demanding task for an OS.