bogey

A group of friends accompanying the woman you're trying to hit on. Most are usually girlgoyles. They can be deflected away from you by skillful usage of a wingman or two.
Man, that chick's got too many bogeys with her! We need more wingmen!
by Omni November 18, 2003
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suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.
That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.
by Omni November 13, 2003
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Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).
He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.
by Omni November 14, 2003
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slapass

An extremely stupid or foolish person. see slapnut.
"Osama bin Laden is a dumb slapass."
by Omni November 13, 2003
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TSROCKS99

One of the best SPAMmers. When you think of SPAM, you better be fucking thinking of TSROCKS. If not, he'll come over and SPAM the shit out of you with how much TROP ROX. TANTOS may think his shit don't stink, but next to TS, they sure as hell do.
That TSROCKS is teh uber spammer!
by Omni January 15, 2005
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syph

Hey, cut the jibba-jabba. SYPH, n00b!
by Omni November 15, 2003
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Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.
"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."
by Omni November 13, 2003
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