Me

Hi im 35 im going thru a mid life crisis my dick is 3.2 inches im just now single wife karen left and took the kids so ladies hmu
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu
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U

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Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans
Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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Cunt

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Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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Ligma

Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick
Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 18, 2019
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