Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.
Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."
by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017
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The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.
Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)
by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017
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Snowday Withdrawl

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.
Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."
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Special-Needs

The nice way of telling someone they're a hardcore-feminist
Ashton: "Look at that special-needs dude over there!"
Matt: "...they're not special needs"
Ashton: "I mean a feminist, dude."
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Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck
Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
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The Laugher

That kid who follows around the kid with the canned, overused sense of humor that whines about every little thing, and The Laugher, (hence the name) laughs at whatever his rabbi says to make them feel better about their pathetic comedic relief.
Michael: "Jesus, what is with all these kids saying 'Fight me' and not doing anything? Pisses me off! If you're going to swing, SWING!"
The Laugher: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone Else: "It's a joke. They don't mean they want to really swing you fucking tard."
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Urban Spammer

This is a common occurrence on the website we all love...Urban Dictionary! Urban spamming tends to take place because people get way too butthurt that their "funny" definition of iDubbbz keeps getting rejected! Urban Spammers tend to keep remaking the same definition and immediately going to the votes to upvote their definition so they have a large definition glossary.
Ashton: "How did this definition get on this?! It's HORRIBLE!"
Joey: "I don't know. Urban Spammer? 'Are you sure about that?' is pretty dang straightforward!"
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