That weird gooey liquid that bleeds out of most Canadians when you cut them open.

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.

A close save when you almost say A REALLY NAUGHTY WORD in front of your parents...