vogon poetry

1. Poetry recited by a Vogon or by several Vogons, and is the third worst Poetry in the galaxy.

2. Any poetry recited in a slow repetitive lilt that goes on for eternity, and makes one want to yell at the poet, "Shut up!!!", scream, and punch him in the gob.
Ralph recited some poetry at the Arts Festival, and he went on and on and on, in a slow drawn-out lilt. After 15 minutes the audience got so fed up, shouted "Vogon Poetry!" and pelted him with rotten vegetables and used condoms.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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fuck

Abbreviation found on lavatory cubicle in Apartheid-era South Africa.

One cubicle has WC on it.
The other has FUCK on it - "For Us Coloured Kids"
I went to South Africa last year and FUCK was still on that toilet door!
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.
The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.
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dalek

To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.
Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
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anorak

1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.

2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.

3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.

4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.
My name is John and I am an anorak. I am physically and psychologically addicted to spotting.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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moonwalk

Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.
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telly tubbies

Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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