by john doe May 21, 2003
<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>
by John Doe March 29, 2004
by John Doe March 03, 2005
Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.
This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.
This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.
Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!
Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!
Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.
by John Doe March 13, 2005
THESE GUYS WHO POSTS THEIR PICS AS GANGSTERS ARE FUCKING GAY> WHAT KIND OF GANGSTER POSTS PICS OF POSING AND HOLDING BILLS AND SMOKING BLUNTS on WEBCAM!? FUCKINS PUSSYS
btw im gangster
btw im gangster
by john doe March 13, 2005
When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.
by John Doe January 25, 2005
(n) Spanish in origin, the word is used in english to describe a horrible stench, one so potent it could kill a man. Such a stench is radiated by the Peter Castelli.
by John Doe January 28, 2005