Sidewalk Express

"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
by Gleen707 March 05, 2018
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Butthole Roulette

A game played when one tempts the gods of fate by passing gas under the duress of an upset stomach. The winners are rewarded with pain relief and a chance to fart again, while the losers need to deal with their now-soiled underwear.
My stomach hurt so bad after eating Taco Bell I played butthole roulette and ended up sharting myself.
by Gleen707 February 06, 2024
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restocked

To get thrown into a shelf during Black Friday fighting over cheap crap you don't need.
Steve was lying on the ground after he got restocked fighting over a $5 toaster on Black Friday.
by Gleen707 December 06, 2017
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butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.
Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!
by Gleen707 November 28, 2019
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I don't give a shits

An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.
"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."
by Gleen707 April 26, 2019
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