The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.
Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
by DieLawn December 05, 2007
When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.
by Dielawn October 20, 2014
A word used to describe an appreciation for another man's looks or manliness without implying sexual desire.
by DieLawn September 12, 2007
The sensation of having your phone vibrate in your pocket, even occurring when your phone is clearly visible or somewhere else.
I thought I was getting a phone call, so I checked my pocket, but my phone was sitting on my desk. I'm so sick of phantom phone, dude.
by DieLawn November 11, 2007
by DieLawn August 29, 2007
An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.
by DieLawn August 29, 2007
by DieLawn December 13, 2007