A nasty, grosse, just all around disgusting woman. Most commonly refered to as a skank. A dirty bird can be found in all types of setting: office, retail, high school, college, military (most have been found here). A dirty bird usually think she is not a dirty bird or skank and always laughs when someone calls her that. In all reality the people are not joking and really do think she is a nasty piece of shit.

Also if said woman is white and likes black men, then she is one of the biggest dirty birds of all time.

One who willingly accepts Tube Steak in ones anus or anal cavity. The said person in question is one of the homosexual preference. Often the more fairy of the two parties.

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Mr. Creepy is a movie character invented and played by writed/director/producer/actor Todd Phillips. Mr. Creepy only appears in R-rated films directed by Phillips, i.e. "Road Trip" "Old School" and "The Hangover". Mr. Creepy usually wear a track suit, has a curly jewfro, and thick pornstache.

Mr. Creepy is also one of the biggest ladiesman in the films.

1.When one Assassinate's one's self.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.

To process or action in which the Anus quivers whilst holding in a massive poo to prevent one from pooing in the drawers.