Stands for: Jacking my penis off

Said: "Jim-po"

Sounds like: Johnny Chimpo, the masturbating monkey logo from Super Troopers

Synonym: Fap fap

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

A social experiment conducted during the turbulent Civil Rights era of the 1960s where the government transplanted the entire white population of a small rural Alabama town, rich and poor, to see how they would get along with zero minorities in the mix. The result gradually became a town full of people on antidepressants whose kids take every form of drug known to man to pass the time, and run by Nazi sheriffs who stamp out every instance of fun and excitement with an iron fist. The "city" of Poway is really a modern day Pleasantville, except everyone realizes they are black and white, and as a result, are clinically depressed.

When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.

A euphemism generally reserved for inhabitants of the Eastern portion of San Diego County. These people typically brandish tattoos, iron crosses, poor dental care, and can be seen driving trucks lifted 6" higher in the front than in the rear (a.k.a. "bro lift") laden with SRH, Metal Mulisha and Kottonmouth Kings stickers. The entire back seats of these vehicles are taken up by subwoofers booming shitty white boy rap music. People of this character are usually inbred and can be described as being white trash, classless and exhibiting an extreme lack of intelligence.

A description given to one who embarks, or plans to embark on a dangerous adventure. This adventure may mean losing their job, friends, or even their life.

Telling friends or family about it will usually elicit accusations of being crazy or suicidal. But they do it anyway, despite these pessimistic notions. After all, the reward is worth all the risk.

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.