(1) The state of being in a committed relationship with someone who is not committed to the relationship.

(2) Not single, but not officially in a relationship.

(n.) a term used to describe a vagina with longer than normal labia. While adding weights to piercings in the labia will cause a hangy pussy to develop rapidly, fisting done by 2 or more people at one time only creates a big fucking opening. It is believed that if the labia are long enough, a woman can submerge her hangy pussy into the ocean and hundreds of jellyfish will surround it as if the hangy pussy was a queen jellyfish. Hangy pussy causes extreme camel toe. Pumping a hangy pussy for a “fat” look is not recommended.

The hashtag used when referring to a speakeasy in Anderson, South Carolina.

Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.