I don't understand why people hate on Bedrock Editions so much, there are more features to Bedrock Edition than Java Edition. Plus Bedrock Edition has the same updates Java gets.

Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded

Person:"Hey bro whats today?"

Other person:"April 29th. Why?"

Person:"It's national TikTok Day! Let's go watch and make some TikToks!"

Other Person:"Okay!"