wet dreams

1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.

2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
1.Louis is having a wet dream because his penis is vertically bisecting his body and there is semen erupting from his penis.

2.retart 1: (whispers to retart 2) hey i just had a wet dream last night.
retart 2: same!! i have wet dreams everyday and i make my mom clean me up!
randomdudepassingby: (seeing the two 8 year olds) wtf....?
by XXX__ICU__XXX July 18, 2006
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n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.
by gnostic3 June 05, 2017
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Wet Dream

A man gets a boner and cums ( a woman can get a wet pussy, so they can have a wet dream too) during slumber and can't control it.
Ryan: Man I had another wet dream about Paige.
Alex: oh shit, me too
Ryan: dude, that's kinda weird
by MusicMadeMe May 29, 2018
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Wet Dream

When a person orgasms in their sleep. Known medically as Nocturnal Emission or Vaginal Lubrication, this is caused when a person has a dream that turns them on, causing sexual arousal. It most commonly effects people age 11-24. When people wake up, they often have a great shock as to what happened. Most people grow out of them by age 26. However, not everyone is effected by them. One common myth is that it effects only boys. However, girls can have them too, though its different.
Mario: OMG, Jake, I had a Wet Dream last night!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
by brianbuddy2 ACP December 26, 2018
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When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
I had a wet dream last night so I’ve been awake since 6 AM. I gotta jack off more.
by Wittyusernamehaha May 22, 2022
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When A Ghost Jacks You Off While You Sleeping And You Cum All Over Your Bed.
Joey Went To Sleep At 5 pm And Ilan the big ghost came and jacked him off and gave joey a wet dream
by IlanJoey May 23, 2011
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What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.
by fdsgwerfg September 30, 2007
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