Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup."
Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).
Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).
by mr.speg September 15, 2007
a little more than, or equal to, a ton of anything. However the ton is compressed into something no bigger than a 6 inch by 6 inch cube, throwing off the impression of being heavier than it is.
compressed anything.
compressed anything.
by Steve ace of lace June 27, 2006
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
by cojack June 03, 2005
A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.
by Some guy. November 07, 2014
Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.
by shinakuma November 05, 2004
by KIT CLOUD July 25, 2003
Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"
by Vivianna April 04, 2008