A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.
Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.
by Biggus Dikkus December 12, 2003
by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch November 03, 2003
The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.
by Littlebitofsupport? June 12, 2018
by catfigher August 06, 2021
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”
by Brandogotgame January 03, 2021
by nessydoo August 15, 2009
One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.
A singularly expertised individual.
One who uses up all the off-cuts.
A singularly expertised individual.
One who uses up all the off-cuts.
by Hereticdark September 13, 2011