Ur Mum

The thing that a retard says after u say something like “What did you do today?” Then he answers “Ur Mum”
What’s ur hobby?”

“Ur Mum”

*Slaps him*
by Shivi Wivy January 30, 2019
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1. A thing people say if you have a british accent and someone asks you a question and you're:
1A. bored
1B. insulting somebody
1C. acting like you have a british accent on the internet and insulting someone/are bored
2. A thing that retarded people say and think that when they do they're cool
3. The most amazing phrase in the world, as it has been here for so long and it has not died out.
1A.
John: "Hey, I went to the movies today."
Ben: "Huh. So did I"
John: "So what movie did you see?"
Ben: "Ur mum. >:D"
1B.
Joe: "You're such an idiot"
Sean: "Well, ur mum's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
1C.
dudelizard1337: "WAIT?!?!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY LIKES TURTLES?
awesomeguy01: "Ur mum"
dudelizard1337: "wait... is that a bad thing?"
2.
(same as 1B)
3.
Johnny in 1975: "Ur mum's so fat she played pool with the planets."
Johnny in 2005: "Ur mum's so fat she... I got nuthin..."
by bakagain June 05, 2011
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a word used as a comeback when you have no other comeback to use: a word used to get someone to leave you alone

another term for "your mom"
"Hey what are you eating?"
"ur mum."
by olafsfluffyD October 16, 2015
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The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.
"This pizza is still warm"
"Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".
by p00_p00 August 30, 2006
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wen ur frin bein a cheky cunt n da call of duds u jus sey ur mum
"fukin cheky cunt ur mum is hairy"
by YOOOOOOOOOOOO April 01, 2015
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A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.
Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?

Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.

It was at this moment, Joe got folded
by Harpy🦅 October 19, 2021
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