The Greatest football team on earth. Draws derison from lesser teams because of sucess. Sadly a number of fans are glory hunters. Thankfully there is still a large number of true supporters and each one hates the glory hunters. The richest football club without unlimited millions from some tax evading Russian. Fans have seen the club through difficult times on many occasians and have been rewarded spectaculary. Malcolm Glazer threatens the existence of the football club, hoping to heap great debt upon the club and force the players to play in an empty stadium because everyone hates him so much. So rich that almost £30 million was wasted on the waste of talent that was Juan sebastian Veron.

A bunch of rubbish old men playing football

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.

It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.

Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.

A T-shirt and merchanising team, also plays football but to a lesser extent

a merchandising company based in manchester, england, who are responsible for paying the referee salaries in the english premier league, also to some extent involved in playing football.