Golden Corral

To lose control of one's bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at Golden Corral.
Unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), I Golden Corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.
by TripleSS May 27, 2009
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Golden Corral is a huge buffet where rednecks, hoosiers, and poor people go to eat as much as they want until they literally throw up on the floor and make their server clean it up. If you eat at the Golden Corral, expect to constantly be asked for money by the crackheads sitting next to you. If you are eating at Golden Corral and you have to either pee, poop, or throw up, simply do it on the floor right next to your table and your server will clean it up and the end of the day.
Ieesha: Hey Sha-nae-nae, Golden Corral is now accepting food stamps!

Sha-nae-nae: Girl you trippin why would I waste my food stamps at Golden Corral?
by amack7 September 02, 2008
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When you fist someone so hard in the ass that shit pours out of their asshole like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral and you stuff your face between their cheeks and lick it up.
Hey Jerry, come over so I can Golden Corral dat ass.
by kawaiicunt November 21, 2016
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A group of people surrounding one person in the form of a circle, cutting them off from escape, while preforming a golden shower. Most likely these lesbians are rednecks.
Last night those ugly, fat lesbians next door preformed a Golden Corral on that drunk college girl.
by Dr. Pee March 12, 2009
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Adj. A term used to describe someone who is fatter than the following proper noun. Usually used as self deprecating.
"Are you kidding me I am as hot as Bradley Cooper. I am Golden Corral Bradley Cooper"
by T swizz November 25, 2015
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A Golden Corral is when you’re sexually aroused when a horse pees on you.
Example 1: I’m going over to Goldie and Carl’s ranch for a Golden Corral.
by weallcannibal April 15, 2020
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A golden corral is when a dude whips out his piece and takes a leak on three or more people (against their will).
My friends were all sitting on the couch together so I took them to the Golden Corral.
by Robocop666 January 25, 2010
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