decompress

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch
by sordid77 August 01, 2006
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decompress

to relax, to be relieved of stress
It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.
by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009
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decompression

To relax in hot tub after work.
I need to get some decompression in my spa.
by Kuehlstein January 03, 2018
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vaginal decompressant

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina
My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.
by big pick 20 May 07, 2007
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Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.
"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."
by Memes69 March 22, 2018
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explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
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explosive decompression

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.
An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.
by Don Wong October 27, 2003
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