An Admiral Nelson is when you fire off your batter cannon in a woman's eye whilst chopping her arm off. This of course is all done in honor of Admiral Horatio Nelson who gave his eye and arm for the glory of the Queen of England and then later died at the Battle of Trafalgar.
Admiral Nelsoner? I hardly know her!
So this girl was totally talking about how great Napoleon was last night so I totally Admiral Nelsoned her to set the record straight.
So this girl was totally talking about how great Napoleon was last night so I totally Admiral Nelsoned her to set the record straight.
by Grandmaster Sugar C Quik Fist August 22, 2009
' Yo man you look pretty shitty, rough night?'
' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'
' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'
by Baldasssssss October 07, 2009
As a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty Admiral Nelson.
by Fern Herder February 10, 2012
The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.
The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?
The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?
by Tit For Twat January 15, 2007
An off- brand liquor that is comparable to Captain Morgan. If more than 3-4 shots are taken of this, unusual behavior, easy sex, or violent behavior is the result..!
"Hey man, What wrong with your girl.? She just told me to go fuck myself..?" ........ " Oh, don't worry, thats just the Admiral talkin (Admiral Nelson)... In another shot or two if I don't pay attention, she'll be in the bathroom doing what she told you to do..!
by JohnD1979 July 23, 2013
(1) It'll get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time! ARRR!!! Perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk for cheap without the hangover you'd expect from other cheap liqours such as Mr. Boston, or Popov. Though often dismissed as a cheap knock off of captain morgan, it tastes very similar, is half the cost and the admiral has won in several blind taste tests. It is also true he runs a tight ship. ARRR!!!!
(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.
(3) Admiral Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the competition sells it for.
(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.
(3) Admiral Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the competition sells it for.
(1) "I'm low on money and need to get this freshman girl crunked so I can bone her tonight. Better stop by liqours and pick up some admiral!"
(2) These minors are way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. Just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they'll be like "oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your semen"
(3) "Dude, Captain Morgan was just a lousy butt pirate. Admiral Nelson won the battle of trafalgar."
(2) These minors are way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. Just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they'll be like "oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your semen"
(3) "Dude, Captain Morgan was just a lousy butt pirate. Admiral Nelson won the battle of trafalgar."
by The Shark May 08, 2006
(1) British admiral during the Napoleonic wars famous for good rapport with ordinary sailors and for his brilliant leadership. Won the battle of Trafalgar, but was killed there by a French sniper. Did NOT die fighting pirates in Algeria, or anywhere else.
(2) A damn good rum, similar to, but not the same as Captain Morgan. It has a mellower flavor with a much stronger vanilla taste.
(2) A damn good rum, similar to, but not the same as Captain Morgan. It has a mellower flavor with a much stronger vanilla taste.
by Admiral Rummy March 06, 2009