When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

a beautiful person who has recently participated in many hours of outside activities

tomato dried by the sun :)
(tasted like a bitter fart)