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the physical representation of hell
the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist
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a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time
"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"
by mknkn July 01, 2014
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a bird app where I go to laugh at memes, troll peebrains, and give second hand embarrassment whenever Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder get owned by Hasanabi.
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"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."
by Raed Atteyeeah December 28, 2008
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the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter
that woman has a smelly twitter
by liam345 November 23, 2009
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A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring
by Dialectic You May 02, 2009
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mother. A shortened form of twittermater (now obsolete, being a compination of twitterpated and mater, the latin word for mother).
Get away from me, you fuck! I'll tell Twitter!
by Doolsey January 02, 2005
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